[Intro]
Yeah, this is for that, uh, sexy-as-hell mystery woman
On the train that I never said hello to
This is what I was thinking
[Verse 1]
You got no business on a train looking …
[Verse 1]
What do I have to do to get to you?
What do I have to say to make you mine?
No text or call could show you what I’ll do
So put …
[Verse 1]
I was five, and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black, and I wore white
He would always win the fight
[Chorus]
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang …
Behold a new Christ
Behold the same old horde
Gather at the (altar)ing [ALTERING]
New beginning, new word
And the word was death
And the word was without light
The new beatitude:
“Good luck, you’re on your …
Yeah, I’d rather be a lover than a fighter
‘Cause all my life, I’ve been fighting
Never felt a feeling of comfort
All this time, I’ve been hiding
And I never had someone to …
The joke’s on me and it ain’t funny1
Everybody but me could see the punch line coming a mile away
I’ve heard it so many times I can tell it to the T2
Believe me I could sell it3 all day
It goes
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
Sees a girl that catches his eye
Asks her if she wants another4
They fall for each other and end up lovers
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while5
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark6
And a guy walks into a bar7
I’d laugh too if my heart would let me
Keeping it light will probably help to get me over you8
I’m walking, talking, drinking proof9
A cliché10 in a corner booth
Ain’t nothing new
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
Sees a girl that catches his eye
Asks her if she wants another
They fall for each other and end up lovers
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
And a guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
Sees a girl that catches his eye
Asks her if she wants another
They fall for each other and end up lovers
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
And a guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar11
Specifically, it is not funny to Tyler Farr since he is the object of the jokes, but everyone else finds it funny.
“To the T” means “very accurately.”
By “sell it,” Tyler Farr means “tell it to people convincingly.”
That is, another drink.
This is a typical story Tyler Farr shares. A man enters a bar, flirts with a lady, and they become close romantically.
Taillights fading out is a figurative way of saying the girl has left the relationship.
Despite failing with this model of pursuing relationships, the man keeps trying the same techniques of finding love.
A little bit of laughter is medicine for heartache.
“Proof” refers to strong alcohol.
This could refer to a dull pick-up line.
This song is about men repeating their love-seeking formulas despite consistent failure.
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