Don’t touch me! get away from me!
Homeboy, you better stop it, keep up you’re gonna get it
Your mouth is gettin’ sassy, don’t make me have to hit it
’cause when I …
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William Kai: Yeah, then the bitch said “use a condom”
And I said “baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?”
Quentin Thomas: You didn’t say that
William Kai: Man, yes I did
Quentin Thomas: No you didn’t
William Kai: I’m a grown ass man what? I’mma lie to you?
Alright, maybe I just thought it but damn
She was just so butt naked
I’d wrap up with a trash bag just to get it, you know what I’m saying?
Thalia: Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship
Quentin Thomas: What?
William Kai: Impossible
Quentin Thomas: How far?
Thalia: 32 Kilometers
Quentin Thomas: Shit. HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3 come in over
HQ: HQ here what is it Thomas?
Quentin Thomas: My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that’s now 31 kilometers out
HQ: Did you just say another ship?
William Kay: Yeah, that’s what he said, another fuckin’ ship in the middle of space, man
Thalia: I’ve gathered information from the ship’s motherboard
HQ: Engage the ship
William Kai: What?
Quentin Thomas: Copy
Thalia: I’m receiving audio embedded in the ship’s distress signal
William Kai: Man why white people always gotta go investigating shit man
Quentin Thomas: Shut up Kai – Thalia play that message
Thalia: You got it
Christopher Smith: This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1 the year is 2093
Time unknown. The entire crew is dead. And I fear these are my last hours
Whatever you do, do not come knocking
William Kai: Aw hell nah we gotta get the fuck outta here man
Quentin Thomas: HQ engagement is a no go permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise
HQ: Permission granted
William Kai: Man thank God