He’s still driving that 1970 hand-me-down truck
And he’s still wearing that red and black jersey
Waiting for the band to start up
He’s still showing up twenty late, finding hearts and rules …
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William Kai: Yeah, then the bitch said “use a condom”
And I said “baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?”
Quentin Thomas: You didn’t say that
William Kai: Man, yes I did
Quentin Thomas: No you didn’t
William Kai: I’m a grown ass man what? I’mma lie to you?
Alright, maybe I just thought it but damn
She was just so butt naked
I’d wrap up with a trash bag just to get it, you know what I’m saying?
Thalia: Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship
Quentin Thomas: What?
William Kai: Impossible
Quentin Thomas: How far?
Thalia: 32 Kilometers
Quentin Thomas: Shit. HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3 come in over
HQ: HQ here what is it Thomas?
Quentin Thomas: My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that’s now 31 kilometers out
HQ: Did you just say another ship?
William Kay: Yeah, that’s what he said, another fuckin’ ship in the middle of space, man
Thalia: I’ve gathered information from the ship’s motherboard
HQ: Engage the ship
William Kai: What?
Quentin Thomas: Copy
Thalia: I’m receiving audio embedded in the ship’s distress signal
William Kai: Man why white people always gotta go investigating shit man
Quentin Thomas: Shut up Kai – Thalia play that message
Thalia: You got it
Christopher Smith: This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1 the year is 2093
Time unknown. The entire crew is dead. And I fear these are my last hours
Whatever you do, do not come knocking
William Kai: Aw hell nah we gotta get the fuck outta here man
Quentin Thomas: HQ engagement is a no go permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise
HQ: Permission granted
William Kai: Man thank God